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Site Intro (ntre-dkshen) noun
1. The act or process of introducing or the state of being introduced.
2. A means, such as a personal letter, of presenting one person to another.
3. A section dedicated to introducting and explaining The B-Files to new users.
Profile (profl) noun
1. a. A side view of an object or a structure, especially of the human head. b. A representation of an object or a structure seen from the side. See synonyms at form.
2. An outline of an object. See synonyms at outline.
3. A section introducing and explaining the way-too-cool comedy character, Bart Simpson.
Images (mj) noun
1. A reproduction of the form of a person or an object, especially a sculptured likeness.
2. Physics. An optically formed duplicate, counterpart, or other representative reproduction of an object, especially an optical reproduction of an object formed by a lens or mirror.
3. The perfect place to pick up all the choice images of everyone's favorite "cheap mobster."
Sounds (sound) noun
1. a. Vibrations transmitted through an elastic material or a solid, liquid, or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of hearing. b. Transmitted vibrations of any frequency. c. The sensation stimulated in the organs of hearing by such vibrations in the air or other medium. d. Such sensations considered as a group.
2. A distinctive noise: a hollow sound.2. Physics. An optically formed duplicate, counterpart, or other representative reproduction of an object, especially an optical reproduction of an object formed by a lens or mirror.
3. "Eat my shorts!"  "Don't have a cow, man!"  "Aye caramba!"  Remember these?  Guess where you can find them for your listening pleasure?
Comics (kmk) adjective
1. Characteristic of or having to do with comedy.
2. Of or relating to comic strips.
3. Funny books!  Yay!  This section is devoted exclusively to Simpsons comics featuring Bart playing a major role in the mayhem and comedy.
Seen & Heard seen (sn) verb, transitive
1. To perceive with the eye.
heard (hrd) verb, transitive
1. To perceive (sound) by the ear: Can you hear the signal?2. Of or relating to comic strips.
3. "Hey everyone, I wanna Seymour Butts."  "Anyone seen a Jacque Strap?"  "I will not cut corners...""...""...."   Classic prank calls to Moe's Tavern, combined with Bart's detention writing, and even more well-known Bart lines and words are stored in this section.
Guide to Life (gd) noun
1. a. One who shows the way by leading, directing, or advising. b. One who serves as a model for others, as in a course of conduct.
2. A person employed to conduct others, as through a museum, and give information about points of interest encountered.
3. "A wee handbook for the perplexed."  Section containing the timeless knowledge and power of one man's words about life, Bartholomew J. Simpson.
Fans (fn) noun
(Informal)
1. An ardent devotee
2. An enthusiast.
3. A section made entirely for you, the fans, complete with access to message boards, chats, fan art, fan fiction, and more!
Links (lngk) noun
1. One of the rings or loops forming a chain.
2. a. An association; a relationship: The Alumnae Association is my link to the school's present administration. b. A causal, parallel, or reciprocal relationship; a correlation: Researchers have detected a link between smoking and heart disease.
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